In days of old, before freezies were cold,
And Slushies were not yet invented,
Some bright spark, showed Lisa to Mark,
And relations were soon cemented.
This is my personal blog space. It's a mash up of stuff that I write that I'm not totally embarrassed about. This is why there's not masses of it. Some of it's a bit saucy, some of it isn't, but it is mine.